Thankful I Have You Because I Fucking Hate Everyone Sticker

🐶 Thankful I have you… because I f*cking hate everyone else.

This waterproof vinyl sticker features a retro-style blonde girl surrounded by four adorable puppies on a living room rug — plus the boldest dark humor sentiment you can lovingly gift (or keep). It’s sweet, petty, and highly relatable.

FEATURES:
• 3" die-cut waterproof vinyl  
• Glossy finish with vintage-style colors  
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant  
• Handmade and aggressively adorable

BEST FOR:
• Laptops, water bottles, journals, phone cases  
• Sticker collectors with dark humor  
• NSFW gift bundles  
• People who love dogs but hate humanity

✨ Part of the Untamedego collectible sticker series — made in small batches for sarcasm lovers and emotionally exhausted besties.

Note: While our stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and durable, some water bottles with textured or powder-coated finishes may resist adhesive over time. For best results, apply to smooth, clean, dry surfaces and allow 24 hours to set.